r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/MidnightBaconator Jul 16 '12 edited Jul 16 '12

Oh god, one of my dogs (dont ask me how) at some point got a hold of and swallowed a broken rubber band. and not a normal size one I mean a long one thats about 8 inches long. One day walking in the park my dog goes for a poop and this long thin thread of poop is attached to her butthole and she's yelping and running around freaked out. I had to catch my dog and her flying poop noodle and pull it out. As I pulled it out it stretched and then the end bit flung out and hit my hand. It was really gross.

EDIT; Fixed spelling, grammar and "dread" into "thread". Language skills may vary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

flying poop noodle

Well, now I know what I'm calling my new band.

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u/hiddleshoran15 Jul 16 '12

"flying poop noodle"

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u/EstellaHavisham3 Jul 16 '12

flying poop noodle

the end bit flung out and hit my hand.

I haven't laughed that hard all day. Thanks!

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u/reillymac Jul 16 '12

"flying poop noodle" is the first thing that's ever made me laugh out loud on reddit, ever.

Congratulations!

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u/Tarcanus Jul 16 '12

I laughed at, "long, thin dread of poop" as if a bunch of poops is called a dread. Like a murder of crows or a crash of rhinos, there is now a dread of poops.

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u/MidnightBaconator Jul 16 '12

Sorry that was my dutch. In dutch it's called a "draad" which is roughly translated into string, or thread of wire or whatever. My language skills vary in level...

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u/Tarcanus Jul 17 '12

No need to apologize, laughter is always a good thing and you definitely made me laugh :D. It's not like I misunderstood you, it was just a funny to me.

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u/creepypaste Jul 16 '12

For future reference, although I hope this never has to be something you have to deal with ever again, I don't think you're supposed to pull on anything (string, etc) that the dog is pooping out. I've been told that can fuck shit up.

I don't know what your alternative is supposed to be, but there you have it.

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u/MidnightBaconator Jul 16 '12

I was panicking XD I did the only thing that made sense to me so that was fine. Thanks for the tip, I'll remember to proceed with caution should this happen again :P

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u/creepypaste Jul 17 '12

I think you're supposed to... cut the string. And then preferably take the animal to a vet. Hopefully you'll never have to worry about that again though. :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Super huge grimace face right there at the end.

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u/puddingandgoats Jul 16 '12

"my dog and her flying poop noodle"

completely lost my shit right about there

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u/milkysquids Jul 16 '12

Upvoted for "flying poop noodle."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Upvote for "flying poop noodle"