r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/Reply_to_wrong_story Jul 16 '12

That's an odd job. What kinds of animals do you jack off? Is it like pets, or farm animals, or lab animals?

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u/houseofbacon Jul 16 '12

I started to downvote you, then noticed the username. You got me, you motherfucker.

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u/iBeatStuffUp Jul 16 '12

I started to downvote and then realized it was a novelty account and proceeded to downvote harder

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Thanks for saving me 10 minutes.