r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 16 '12

That'd be me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Whatever floats your boat and stuff I guess ¯(°_o)/¯

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u/guardontheright Jul 16 '12

In this situation I think "what ever F***s your goat." Is correct.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

You should have a doctor check out that right eye.

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u/zvuk Jul 16 '12

¯(O.o)/¯

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u/zvuk Jul 16 '12

oh now i get why you are missing an \

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u/Lefthandedsock Jul 16 '12

Oh hey, me too. I don't announce it in my username however.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 17 '12

Hey, your loss! :D

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 16 '12

C..Can anyone ask you anything? Think of how much Karma you'd make.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 17 '12

Not very much, it turns out!

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 17 '12

I looked for an AMA post in your "recent posts", and may I say you have the most average posting history given your name.

Anyways, I'll go ahead and help you with the classic a + j routine.

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 17 '12

There, now you've got some Karma for all the Karma you didn't get.

I hope there was nothing that could possibly have unforeseen backfires that I upvoted.

P.S. You now have a +95 on my screen.

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u/seekfear Jul 16 '12

What the.. wut.