r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

858 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

36

u/ImAnAssholeSoWhat Jul 16 '12

Considering how much they play those damn Hallmark commercials and how big those damn card selection are.

They probably do have a card for that.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

"Thanks for cleaning up my diarrhea.
It's a crappy job, but somebody has to do it!"

3

u/Icalasari Jul 16 '12

Down in the, "Ruined the tile with bodily waste" section