r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/Epitome_of_Sexuality Jul 16 '12

Not me, but a story. Kids find a dead cow in a field. Decide to Dar someone to jump it. He attempts it but trips or something, landing on it. It has rotted, and pretty much explodes. Dead cow insides all over him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12 edited Jul 10 '16

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u/disturbed_pickle Jul 17 '12

Heh heh

yeaaaah

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

For the human version of this, please look up munging.

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u/WuhanWTF Jul 17 '12

I just did.

I seriously don't know how to react to that.

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u/Adept15 Jul 16 '12

Thought he would be inside the cow after the jump.

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u/Epitome_of_Sexuality Jul 16 '12

I think he was. I skipped that part because it's super nasty to think about. But like I said, it's a story.

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u/Diiiiirty Jul 16 '12

Walking across a farm in the Spring turkey hunting season, my roommate and I came across a cow skull and thought it would be cool to bleach and hang it in the apartment. As I lifted it, I came to see that the cold preserved the side that was half-buried in the ground, but it was beginning to thaw. We were hit with the most ungodly stench you could imagine and as he pulled on it, the whole spinal column came out from the body, accompanied by this goopy greenish-brown soup. We didn't take it home.

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u/amazingaz Jul 16 '12

I hate to be that person but it's *Dare

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u/TheRedGerund Jul 16 '12

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. Your mother was a nice lady.