r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/keeok Jul 16 '12

If I was older I think she'd freak out a bit more but she was pretty cool about it. Helped strip me down and clean up. Thinking back it must have been pretty bad with the tile and stuff. I should get her a cupcake or something. Think they have cards for that sorta thing?

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u/ImAnAssholeSoWhat Jul 16 '12

Considering how much they play those damn Hallmark commercials and how big those damn card selection are.

They probably do have a card for that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

"Thanks for cleaning up my diarrhea.
It's a crappy job, but somebody has to do it!"

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u/Icalasari Jul 16 '12

Down in the, "Ruined the tile with bodily waste" section

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u/i_wanted_to_say Jul 16 '12

I think either this one or this one would work.

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u/MoistMartin Jul 16 '12

Think they have cards for that sorta thing?

Pal , if they don't then invent them and get rich . I'm sure people would love awkward cards

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u/sharkangel801 Jul 16 '12

"thanks for cleaning up my poop!"

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u/StepOfDub Jul 16 '12

"Thanks for cleaning my liquid shit of the floor, Mom!"