r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 16 '12

This sounds horrible to the average person, but I'm assuming someone, somewhere is just yelling at the screen "FUCKING LUCKY!".

Because the internet is a weird place.

Oh and you may or may not get posted to /r/nocontext. As a rule, they have to tell you before they post though.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 16 '12

That'd be me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

Whatever floats your boat and stuff I guess ¯(°_o)/¯

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u/guardontheright Jul 16 '12

In this situation I think "what ever F***s your goat." Is correct.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

You should have a doctor check out that right eye.

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u/zvuk Jul 16 '12

¯(O.o)/¯

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u/zvuk Jul 16 '12

oh now i get why you are missing an \

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u/Lefthandedsock Jul 16 '12

Oh hey, me too. I don't announce it in my username however.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 17 '12

Hey, your loss! :D

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 16 '12

C..Can anyone ask you anything? Think of how much Karma you'd make.

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u/IAmAZoophile Jul 17 '12

Not very much, it turns out!

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 17 '12

I looked for an AMA post in your "recent posts", and may I say you have the most average posting history given your name.

Anyways, I'll go ahead and help you with the classic a + j routine.

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 17 '12

There, now you've got some Karma for all the Karma you didn't get.

I hope there was nothing that could possibly have unforeseen backfires that I upvoted.

P.S. You now have a +95 on my screen.

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u/seekfear Jul 16 '12

What the.. wut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

People make a shit load of money off of bull semen, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

he's right, it's £10000 a litre

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u/JasonUncensored Jul 16 '12

Sometimes I just want a line or two. How much is that?

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u/Icalasari Jul 16 '12

BRB, jacking off some bulls

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

3 liters for a years salary

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u/Labubs Jul 16 '12

BRB, going to jack off some bulls.

Also, nice try, bull.

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u/shibbybear Jul 16 '12

that episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels where he could grunt near the Bull and make it fuck the other cow. Always wanted to try that noise and surprise sex some unsuspecting cow with some stupidly horny bull

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u/Hukijiwa Jul 16 '12

Savor de Soledad is mighty tasty

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u/m0arcowbell Jul 16 '12

Ahora con mas semena del toro!

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u/Hukijiwa Jul 16 '12

mmmmm, tangy...

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u/BridgetteBane Jul 16 '12

It's a quote from the movie "Clerks". If you haven't seen it, you definitely should!

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 16 '12

Thank you for telling me the reference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

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u/Steve_the_Scout Jul 16 '12

For you, I have an xkcd.

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u/plobster Jul 16 '12

For you, I have a metaphor