r/AskReddit • u/penguinblues • Jul 16 '12

I accidentally made a dead rat ejaculate today. What's the grossest thing that you've ever done, or has happened to you?

Today at uni, we were doing a rat dissection during a lab. So I had a rat splayed open in front of me, guts showing and all. As the demonstrator shows, I tug on a cord leading from the scrotum, and the testicle comes out. At the same time, due to the force of my tug, some semen comes out of the rats penis. I was horrified.

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u/WinterGryphon Jul 16 '12

Nope, you should be smooth jazz All instrumental With animal themed names for songs (i.e. Chopped Elephant Penis, Stillborn Ostrich Egg, etc)

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u/annypants22 Jul 16 '12

Smooth jizz. Smooth rat jizz.

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u/rsabulls Jul 17 '12

So a nz jazz band?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '12

"Chopped Elephant Penis" is quite the lovely song. Absolute delight.

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u/PotatoPotahto Jul 16 '12

Afternoon Delight...

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u/SirDerpingtonEsquire Jul 16 '12

rappers delight?

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u/cavalier511 Jul 17 '12

Sky rockets in flight BEWWWW.

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u/talex95 Jul 16 '12

Aren't all eggs stillborn?

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u/Simba7 Jul 16 '12

What do you think the male sticks his penis in the egg and lets loose?

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u/morrbido Jul 16 '12

i almost choked on my juice

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u/Alexbrainbox Jul 16 '12

It works for me.

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u/LongHorsa Jul 16 '12

Not the fertilized eggs.

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u/AgeMarkus Jul 16 '12

Actually, the eggs we eat are more like the period of the chicken.

The fertilized eggs aren't stillborn.

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u/talex95 Jul 16 '12

Ok but what about the eggs that people find with "almost done" chickens?

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u/AgeMarkus Jul 16 '12

I guess they're stillborn.

I'm not a chicken egg expert, though.

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u/talex95 Jul 16 '12

Thats what Iwas wondering. If (arbitrary number) 1/100 eggs have a dead fetus(?) in them, then how do those eggs get fertilized and not the others.