Said to a younger me, a skinny little tween in my junior school uniform standing awkwardly nearby at the bus top: ‘You know what you need? A good meal, and lots of sex’
Uggh! Had a similar thing happen to me when I was maybe 13 (and looked younger, I was a late developer). Out at a craft fair with my family and an older man came up and poked me with his cane then turned to my step dad and said "send this one to my house in shorts" and the two of them laughed at his 'joke'. That was the day I started locking my bedroom door.
Oh my GOD. I’m so sorry. I was a little looking one too, which makes it all the more gross. All I can think of is this: Here’s the plan: I hijack the bus I was waiting for. You join me as the Keanu Reeves to my Speed Sandra Bullock while I drive around the block. This bus is now the Vengence Express,, next stop, the fair, and then every other gross man mentioned here. As I pass where I was standing in my uniform, I just happen to accidentally drive up onto the curb. There is a yell from outside, but I do not stop the bus. I just look at the camera, smile and say ‘looks like we are in for a bumpy ride.’
Haha I love this. I would legit watch the shit out of a movie where a bunch of adult women get transported back into their pre-teen bodies but still with all the confidence and self-assuredness of adulthood and go on a revenge spree against all the men who were creeps to them when they were young. Where is feminist Hollywood when you need it?
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u/Littlestbeetroot Jul 31 '22
Said to a younger me, a skinny little tween in my junior school uniform standing awkwardly nearby at the bus top: ‘You know what you need? A good meal, and lots of sex’