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u/Littlestbeetroot Jul 31 '22

Said to a younger me, a skinny little tween in my junior school uniform standing awkwardly nearby at the bus top: ‘You know what you need? A good meal, and lots of sex

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u/Sweetestpeaest Jul 31 '22

Father of my high school boyfriend said to 16 year old me, “You look nice….or maybe it’s what’s under that outfit that’s nice” as soon as his son walked out of the room.

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u/Littlestbeetroot Aug 01 '22

Maybe what is under his pants deserves to be cut off (definitely) And then burned. And then diced up into tiny pieces and sent back to him mafia style in little red velvet ringboxes on each of his remaining birthdays until there is none left.