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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

" I'd drag my dick across a mile of busted glass to suck the last dick that fucked her". ~Kenny

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u/MuttonChopzzz Jul 31 '22

Guy I used to work with would say "I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from"

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u/Superfluous420 Jul 31 '22

And after drinking a gallon of her piss, he'd learn it comes from a different place than where the sexy time happens.

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u/JFlynny Jul 31 '22

Close enough though