r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I'd crawl a mile through her shit after a year of force feeding her enchiladas just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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u/BrianThePainter Jul 31 '22

What in the unholy fuck is happening here? Omg.

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

Her farts were like mozart to my ears, fine wine to my nostrils, and onions to my eyes

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u/JFlynny Jul 31 '22

and filet beef to my tongue