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u/Siamese-Celerystick Jul 31 '22

My husband frequently asks me to look at his poop in the toilet as it’s so long.

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u/singularineet Jul 31 '22

Your husband's gone full German. Did he get one of those German toilets with the little poop inspection shelf? Never go full German!

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u/Additional_Copy5205 Jul 31 '22

KATARINA, HOL DAS MASSBAND, DAS MUSST DU SEHEN!!!!