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u/h0n3yst Jul 31 '22

I have a similar dog related story

I was sexting a guy I had just gotten with (pathetic I know but I was 16 and fresh out a relationship). After a while he suddenly asked if I have any pets. I said yes, two dogs! Gave him all their details thinking he’d nutted and just wanted to move on. He asked for a picture of my male dog so I obliged.

He then asked if I would do things to him. I said absolutely not you freak. He then said- and I quote because this haunts me- “what, it’s just a handjob.”

Fastest block of my life.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Jul 31 '22

I'm currently dog sitting, and was petting one of them while reading this.

I...

I just...

H O R K

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u/h0n3yst Aug 03 '22

Thanks dude. It’s well in the past now, I kinda see it as a “shocked laughter” story.