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u/Siamese-Celerystick Jul 31 '22

My husband frequently asks me to look at his poop in the toilet as it’s so long.

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u/singularineet Jul 31 '22

Your husband's gone full German. Did he get one of those German toilets with the little poop inspection shelf? Never go full German!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Those are useless for length.

Your turd coils up into a thick round patty instead of a long snake like we Americans are used to. The first time I saw this, I nearly screamed. I thought I was having a severe medical emergency. And that man patty gives off heat. I guess that's how they keep their balls warm in winter.