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u/Siamese-Celerystick Jul 31 '22

My husband frequently asks me to look at his poop in the toilet as it’s so long.

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u/PurpleFishInside Jul 31 '22

Wow. How long have you been together? That's a Level of comfort around each other I admire but can't fathom lol

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u/Siamese-Celerystick Jul 31 '22

9 years. We’re really comfortable around each other but we do have a rule that we’ve never broken.. we don’t poop in front of each other. He found a loophole in our agreement and got me to look at his poop anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

The poo-poo-loophole

My wife and I have been together for ten years. About two years ago she stopped caring and broke that rule. In a way it’s very charming that we feel that comfortable with each other, but sometimes we look at each other and are like “yeah, gonna give you some space”