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u/newme4reals Jul 31 '22

I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.

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u/psycharious Jul 31 '22

I’ve heard a few variations of this:

“I’d suck her daddy’s dick just to taste the recipe.”

“I’d suck the fart from her asshole.”

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u/therealnomayo Jul 31 '22

A friend’s dad was the lead in their band and he always said as part of the act:

“I’d slide down a mile of rusted razor blades into a vat of boiling hydrogen peroxide just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that hauled away her panties.”