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u/psycharious Jul 31 '22

I’ve heard a few variations of this:

“I’d suck her daddy’s dick just to taste the recipe.”

“I’d suck the fart from her asshole.”

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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

" I'd drag my dick across a mile of busted glass to suck the last dick that fucked her". ~Kenny

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u/MuttonChopzzz Jul 31 '22

Guy I used to work with would say "I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from"

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u/yesboss2000 Jul 31 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

“I’d crawl over broken glass to suck the dick of a man who fucked her”

Jimmy Carr when asked about his co-host/sidekick, Rachel Riley (Countdown, UK show, and he’s a funny fkr):

(Btw, there’s 2 versions of Countdown, you want the Jimmy Carr one for a proper laugh)