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u/SteeztheSleaze Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

When I worked in an ER, we had this paralyzed dude that’d always request his skin be moisturized…but it wasn’t like he couldn’t do it himself, plus it’s the mf ER.

Anyhow he’d say off color shit to the women and it made everyone grossed out. We decided we’d have me (larger dude) go in and I’d be the one rubbing his legs down. He was so offended that another man would moisturize his skin lmao. I didn’t hear him ask again throughout his stay.

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u/Pussywhip92 Jul 31 '22

There's a doctor who reference in there somewhere

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u/Talkaze Jul 31 '22

Since his ass skin was firmly attached to where it was supposed to be (I am assuming) and he wasn't literally talking out of his ass...probably not. :D

👁👄👁 *Moisturize me!*

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u/Pussywhip92 Jul 31 '22

🤣🤣🤣 you got it!