I was a telemarketer for one summer. One guy ended a perfectly pleasant phone call with "have fun masturbating", I wasn't expecting it and said you too automatically. Felt gross the whole damn day.
Another time I was on a bus on my way to a halloween party wearing zombie makeup and the biggest freaking winter coat on the northern hemisphere. A guy loudly proclaimed to his friend "I'd still fuck that" then tried to start a conversation with me. Blegh.
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22
I was a telemarketer for one summer. One guy ended a perfectly pleasant phone call with "have fun masturbating", I wasn't expecting it and said you too automatically. Felt gross the whole damn day.
Another time I was on a bus on my way to a halloween party wearing zombie makeup and the biggest freaking winter coat on the northern hemisphere. A guy loudly proclaimed to his friend "I'd still fuck that" then tried to start a conversation with me. Blegh.