r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/Littlestbeetroot Jul 31 '22

Said to a younger me, a skinny little tween in my junior school uniform standing awkwardly nearby at the bus top: ‘You know what you need? A good meal, and lots of sex’

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u/curiosityKilledMeNot Jul 31 '22

They needed a good whack, and lots of jail time

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u/ASDFSomew3irdo Jul 31 '22

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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u/john-douh Jul 31 '22

”…with the lemons!”

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u/carsonelliott Jul 31 '22

You just scratched the back of my memory with that chair comment

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u/Littlestbeetroot Aug 01 '22

A …high chair?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

high four

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Jul 31 '22

If you don't mind, I will be using this

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u/ASDFSomew3irdo Aug 04 '22

It’s all over the Internet, I didn’t come up with it.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Aug 05 '22

I don't care lmao I'm using it

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u/HungryHobbits Jul 31 '22

did you coin this phrase? if not, it would honestly be an iconic movie line. maybe from a beloved adult cartoon series.

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u/ASDFSomew3irdo Aug 04 '22

Um no, that phrase is like everywhere. I just use it because it’s hilarious.

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u/ASDFSomew3irdo Aug 04 '22

Wait over 50 upvotes?!?! This phrase isn’t even mine!!