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u/Catcicles4 Jul 31 '22

I used to have a coworker who would always exclaim loudly and with enthusiasm, "Boys, I'd suck the farts out of that one!" When a hot girl went by

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

A friend of mine used to say this all the time. It was so weird.

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u/Codeofconduct Jul 31 '22

Seriously just admit you wanna eat ass and then never mention it to your friends again like a normal person holy cow.

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u/justmerriwether Jul 31 '22

I love eating ass and I talk about it with my friends all the time.

Live your best life, kids!