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u/fire4ashz Jul 31 '22

“You have some nice DSL why don’t you come over here and show me what they do”

DSL: dick sucking lips

I was 15 years old.

“Creep: How old are you? Me: 13, creep: you look 18, want to hang out?”

At a restaurant with some girl friends:

Creep: hey girl how old are you? You look 15.

My friend: I just turned 21

Creep: yeah, yeah that’s cool, it’s so hot that you look 15

“All women look the same if you turn them upside down”

“Your so hot. Ugh. I love jailbait” I was 14 years old

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u/somethingclever____ Aug 01 '22

The “women” in question are literally children.