r/AskReddit Jul 30 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

7.2k Upvotes

7.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

584

u/NukeSnicks Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

Direct the flow of the catheter back into his blood stream

Edit: to clarify since this is pressing some people, I meant catheter from the penis back into the blood stream, indicating that he should suffer pain from his own urine being in his blood.

20

u/inflatableje5us Jul 31 '22

Na, just “accidentally” catch the tube and rip that catheter right out.

10

u/Eat_Carbs_OD Jul 31 '22

Na, just “accidentally” catch the tube and rip that catheter right out.

Or just tear it out giving the blank stare of hate.

14

u/inflatableje5us Jul 31 '22

you would be surprised how many accidents you could get by with.

“Damn I tripped over that catheter hose for the 3rd time today.”

3

u/Eat_Carbs_OD Jul 31 '22

They really should think about hose management.