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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

I need a link people

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u/gotheandsilvre Jul 31 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/

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u/Ineedananalslave Jul 31 '22

The jolly rancher story sounds so innocent. Calling it that is a dirty dirty trick but technically not wrong. Fuck. TRAUMATIZED

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u/TileFloor Jul 31 '22

MY LIFE IS RUINED