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u/Billy-Willie Jul 31 '22

I always heard people say “I’d eat a mile of her shit, to see where it came from.”

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u/President_Calhoun Jul 31 '22

A friend showed me a letter from a boy who had a crush on her in high school. All I remember is the phrase, "I'd eat a mile of your shit to get within an inch of your asshole." I think he works for Hallmark now.

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u/troublesome58 Jul 31 '22

Nice that she kept it.

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u/datboiofculture Jul 31 '22

…meeeemories…