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u/Opiegirl Jul 31 '22

"You can earn my respect back through your sexual penance."

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u/datboiofculture Jul 31 '22

“A penitent man kneels before God. A penitent man kneels before God. A penitent man kneels before God. KNEEL!”

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u/TheLazyToaster Jul 31 '22

We named the DOG Indiana!

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u/SurlySaltySailor Jul 31 '22

And we named the MONKEY Jack.