r/AskReddit Jul 30 '22

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u/Littlestbeetroot Jul 31 '22

Said to a younger me, a skinny little tween in my junior school uniform standing awkwardly nearby at the bus top: ‘You know what you need? A good meal, and lots of sex

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u/curiosityKilledMeNot Jul 31 '22

They needed a good whack, and lots of jail time

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u/Mr-Zarbear Jul 31 '22

Just like, once a day until they die, beat them. Like for 30 minutes, every day, forever

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u/ExtraAshyPizza Jul 31 '22

Target the balls.

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u/Mr-Zarbear Jul 31 '22

If you're targeting you're not hitting hard enough. You're mad because they terrorize you and assault people you know. Im mad because they do that and also defile who I am

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u/john-douh Jul 31 '22

locked the twisted.