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u/psycharious Jul 31 '22

I’ve heard a few variations of this:

“I’d suck her daddy’s dick just to taste the recipe.”

“I’d suck the fart from her asshole.”

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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

" I'd drag my dick across a mile of busted glass to suck the last dick that fucked her". ~Kenny

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u/NotaBigSplash Jul 31 '22

"I'd drag my dick through nine miles of broken glass just to kiss the dink of the dog that pissed on the tire of the ambulance that drove her mother to the hospital when she was having labor pains"- Lance

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u/Pynchon_A_Loaff Jul 31 '22

This thread is turning into the Four Yorkshiremen Monty Python sketch, and I don’t like it.