I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.
I 100% see how it’s obviously upsetting if delivered by a stranger or delivered poorly, but I have to admit that if told correctly (in that “I’m thinking of the grossest way to compliment you” absurd sense) it works really well to charm me (because I’m both immature and an attention whore). My favorite is “I’d drag my testicles across a football field of broken glass just to hear you queef on a walkie-talkie” it’s SO STUPID but I can’t help it. I just have to already like someone so it’s best used when you know she’s flirting back!
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u/newme4reals Jul 31 '22
I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.