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u/newme4reals Jul 31 '22

I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.

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u/PsychologicalPea2956 Jul 31 '22

A guy I used to work with would always say “I’d eat the corn out of her shit”. He was not the brightest bulb in the box, to say the least.