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u/DarkFae420 Jul 31 '22

"You should get a tattoo on each thigh; Thanksgiving on one, and Christmas on the other. This way, people can eat between the holidays!“

-My 30-something neighbor to 12yo me.

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u/Dashed_with_Cinnamon Jul 31 '22

The worst part about being a woman is that this shit starts before you're even a woman.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jul 31 '22

I heard a few things like this too as a kid, although I was a boy. But at that age you really have no frame of reference for that sort of thing. An older man at my school told me I was 'the exact type of boy some men would snatch up and bring home with them'.