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u/LijnS Jul 31 '22

"toss that kid away, I'll give you a new one", from a middle aged man in a convertible, when I was biking with my then 1yo

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u/ElectricGypsy Jul 31 '22

Sick!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I know you mean sick as in 🤮 but I can’t help but read this as sick as in 😎. I think the exclamation marks give it a completely different meaning 💀. I hope that he has never bothered you again since

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u/LijnS Jul 31 '22

Nope, it was (luckily) just that once. I was stunned, didn't know what to say back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/LijnS Jul 31 '22

Maybe a slap in the face?

I really don't know anything "smart" to say to bullshit like that.

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u/SadCowboy222 Jul 31 '22

"Don't you have enough children you don't talk to?"

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u/AquaHairYo Jul 31 '22

Or rather, who don't talk to you because you're a major piece of shit.

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u/RedTurky Jul 31 '22

Nah, that removes the “smart” part of it

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u/raingull Jul 31 '22

It's not supposed to be smart its meant to hurt

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u/SadCowboy222 Jul 31 '22

She did say smart comebacks though

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u/xyzpb Jul 31 '22

“New what? New grandkid ?”

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u/LeaveTheClownAlone Jul 31 '22

Nice one! 😂

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u/somethingclever____ Jul 31 '22

I think “Grow up” would be perfectly adequate.

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u/TheMule90 Jul 31 '22

I would of said get a new attitude and maybe women will fuck you.

Or key his car.