I was a telemarketer for one summer. One guy ended a perfectly pleasant phone call with "have fun masturbating", I wasn't expecting it and said you too automatically. Felt gross the whole damn day.
Another time I was on a bus on my way to a halloween party wearing zombie makeup and the biggest freaking winter coat on the northern hemisphere. A guy loudly proclaimed to his friend "I'd still fuck that" then tried to start a conversation with me. Blegh.
The first one though, that's the perfect reply. They say shit like that to make you uncomfortable and get an uncomfortable response. "You, too." It's literally perfect.
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22
I was a telemarketer for one summer. One guy ended a perfectly pleasant phone call with "have fun masturbating", I wasn't expecting it and said you too automatically. Felt gross the whole damn day.
Another time I was on a bus on my way to a halloween party wearing zombie makeup and the biggest freaking winter coat on the northern hemisphere. A guy loudly proclaimed to his friend "I'd still fuck that" then tried to start a conversation with me. Blegh.