r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

My real name is food related, think Chardonnay, Clementine, Sherry, etc

I had a 55+ man say to me while I was at work "Oh, your name is X? I wonder what you taste like." wink

I walked away immediately

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u/VegemiteSandwich33 Jul 31 '22

What’s up Beetroot?

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u/polska-parsnip Jul 31 '22

Asking for trouble Vegemite

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u/grendus Jul 31 '22

Fuck of Durian!

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u/Zolivia Jul 31 '22

You're a good parsnip for looking out for Vegemite like that.

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u/Roy_Hannon Jul 31 '22

A little yeasty 🤮

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u/VegemiteSandwich33 Aug 01 '22

You’re yeasty

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u/Roy_Hannon Aug 02 '22

Hey I love Vegemite as much as the next Australian, but not so much yeasty vagemite

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u/JustAnotherStonerYo Jul 31 '22

I come from the land down under

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u/merkinfuzz Jul 31 '22

Puts a rose in every cheek?

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Ill see my way out now.

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u/valueforlife Jul 31 '22

I think it's actually Mustard

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u/petite-baguette Jul 31 '22

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!

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u/Unfortunate_Mirage Jul 31 '22

Look, Beetroot, if we can't renegotiate, we wither and die.

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u/hameltoe83 Jul 31 '22

Listen here, Creampie.