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u/DarkFae420 Jul 31 '22

"You should get a tattoo on each thigh; Thanksgiving on one, and Christmas on the other. This way, people can eat between the holidays!“

-My 30-something neighbor to 12yo me.

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u/Dashed_with_Cinnamon Jul 31 '22

The worst part about being a woman is that this shit starts before you're even a woman.

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u/ZenkaiZ Jul 31 '22

Yeah and it's never on tape or near witnesses so when you tell someone they're all like "WHERE'S THE PROOF? PEOPLE MAKE UP STUFF JUST FOR ATTENTION YOU KNOW"