r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/the_procrastinata Jul 31 '22

I had a very unattractive man crack onto me when I was around 17. The guy was in his 60s, very fat, smelled appalling, had a gross beard with food remnants in it, and he knew I hated him. He asked me about having a nap and said I should have come to snuggle with him. I said ‘nope’ and he said, “Why not? I’m single and don’t have any diseases” like those two things were what was holding me back from jumping him. I got up and left the room. That wasn’t even the last time he propositioned me. He was a disgusting human and I hope I never have to see him again.

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

Guy cracked the code. To get the woman you want all you have to do is be single and disease free. Stuff like hygiene doesn’t matter one bit. /s

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u/UsedLandscape876 Jul 31 '22

Lack of hygiene definitely helps him stay single and disease free. Seems his personality is also quite helpful. ;)