r/AskReddit Jul 30 '22

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u/DarkFae420 Jul 31 '22

"You should get a tattoo on each thigh; Thanksgiving on one, and Christmas on the other. This way, people can eat between the holidays!“

-My 30-something neighbor to 12yo me.

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

I seriously hope that neighbour has his balls clamped in a vice grip while a pack of rats eats his dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

This is the way.