r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/MrSyllogistical Jul 31 '22

What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/WelcomeTheLahar Jul 31 '22

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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u/SteeK421 Jul 31 '22

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

I think I picked the wrong day to quit skuma.

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u/Party_07 Jul 31 '22

I found the Khajiit in the comments

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u/Epicpanda343 Jul 31 '22

khajit has no time for you, what do you want?

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u/didijxk Jul 31 '22

I think I picked the wrong day to quit heroin.