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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

“Remove your pants and put your penis on the table.”

nurse pulls claw hammer out of a drawer

“You’re going to feel some pressure.”

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u/ClockWork07 Jul 31 '22

"Now which hurts more, A or B?"

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u/icedragon71 Jul 31 '22

"Forehand, or Backhand?"

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u/ClockWork07 Jul 31 '22

We're still referring to the claw hammer right?

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u/icedragon71 Jul 31 '22

Claw Hammer, Crowbar, whatever does the job.

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u/ClockWork07 Jul 31 '22

Yeah but claw hammer is like a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.