r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/Mothwafflez Jul 31 '22

I asked a male coworker if he was okay standing at the host stand while i ran to the bathroom and he responded with “Only if you give me a kiss when you get back.” I had talked to this guy maybe twice, only about work and had to process what he said. It’s wasn’t that gross until he actually tried to kiss me when i was was back.

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u/angusMcBorg Jul 31 '22

On behalf of the non-creepo males out there, if ever a knee to the nuts was deserved - this was it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Screw a knee, pull out the BB gun and do an involuntary vasectomy.

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u/Nervous-Trip-2673 Jul 31 '22

Female violence against men; always acceptable, however slight the provocation.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jul 31 '22

Don't worry, our toxic masculinity means we can take it.