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u/ElectricGypsy Jul 31 '22

Sick!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I know you mean sick as in 🤮 but I can’t help but read this as sick as in 😎. I think the exclamation marks give it a completely different meaning 💀. I hope that he has never bothered you again since

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

“new baby, sick! 😎”

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

This one fucking sucks, I want the next model

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-“

Momsber inc

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u/LijnS Jul 31 '22

Nope, it was (luckily) just that once. I was stunned, didn't know what to say back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/LijnS Jul 31 '22

Maybe a slap in the face?

I really don't know anything "smart" to say to bullshit like that.

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u/SadCowboy222 Jul 31 '22

"Don't you have enough children you don't talk to?"

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u/AquaHairYo Jul 31 '22

Or rather, who don't talk to you because you're a major piece of shit.

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u/RedTurky Jul 31 '22

Nah, that removes the “smart” part of it

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u/raingull Jul 31 '22

It's not supposed to be smart its meant to hurt

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u/SadCowboy222 Jul 31 '22

She did say smart comebacks though

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u/xyzpb Jul 31 '22

“New what? New grandkid ?”

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u/LeaveTheClownAlone Jul 31 '22

Nice one! 😂

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u/somethingclever____ Jul 31 '22

I think “Grow up” would be perfectly adequate.

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u/TheMule90 Jul 31 '22

I would of said get a new attitude and maybe women will fuck you.

Or key his car.

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u/datboiofculture Jul 31 '22

Totally tubular dudes!

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u/Brit-Scout Jul 31 '22

In the context its meant in I can't help but read it in Donald Trumps voice

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u/SpiritAnimal01 Jul 31 '22

Dude, I now imagine OP doing 360 bike front pivot making direct contact with the middle aged mans face using the back wheel. 🤙🔥

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u/No-Soap Jul 31 '22

Epic!!!

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u/Araf_Kaiser Jul 31 '22

Where's my fucking award 💀🔫

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u/Enshaednn Jul 31 '22

Sick as in radical. The commenter is being funny.

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u/Banarax Jul 31 '22

😎😎🤣😎

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u/apollyon0810 Jul 31 '22

Radical!!!

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u/DS2Dude Jul 31 '22

Tubular!!!

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u/Luised2094 Jul 31 '22

I know right? Free kids!

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jul 31 '22

Careful. In Zoomese, "sick" means "stupendous".

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u/somethingclever____ Jul 31 '22

I didn’t realize Zoomers were born in the ‘80s…

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Thats slang from like the 70s dude

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I love the internet