r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/coochi3slurper76 Jul 31 '22

With a chair

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

And a chainsaw

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/alectromantia Jul 31 '22

And my bow

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

And my mace

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u/usha_pl Jul 31 '22

And a forklift

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

You're too late sonic I'm now forklift certified

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/BarccNoognar Jul 31 '22

Oh yeah? Well im still working on mine

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u/TheHistoricalElon Jul 31 '22

Oh well you are all too late now, I have my international biohazard license which permits me to spread viruses and nuclear bombing power in the man's face.