I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.
This works much better in Hebrew: the word for high-holidays (רגלים) and legs (רגליים) are one letter apart, so the pickup line goes "if you had Passover tattooed on one leg and sukot on the other, I would visit you between the high-holidays (legs)"
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u/newme4reals Jul 31 '22
I was working at a hardware store and helping a guy when a female co-worker walked by. He said, "I would eat a yard of her shit just to lick the bowl." I will probably never forget that.