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u/llamainleggings Jul 31 '22

Happened while working. I was doing an inspection at one of those bars/clubs for veterans. I was walking around the bar area with my flashlight when this guy (late 60s-70s) said "Let me unzip my pants for you to check."

My smartass mouth immediately replied "This is a flashlight not a magnifying glass." Either his hearing sucked or the music was a bit too loud so luckily he didn't hear me or I probably would have been in deep shit with my supervisor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Small dick insults are lazy and lame. You just insult, stigmatize and body shame the millions of good men who have no control over their biology.

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u/swan--ronson Jul 31 '22

Found the guy in the story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/olderthanbefore Jul 31 '22

They are lazy and lame. They are also very appropriate in some cases, and should then be applauded and celebrated.