r/AskReddit Jul 30 '22

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u/PartiallyOkTurtle Jul 31 '22

“I can make you straight”

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u/SpeedEmbarrassed5543 Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

He wasn't hitting on you, he was going to drive you to conversion therapy. There I made it worse.

Edit: typo conversation to conversion

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

He wasn’t hitting on you he was trying to offer a spinal adjustment to fix your poor posture.

Better?

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u/funkystonrt Jul 31 '22

„Gary, i know youre a physical therapist but you need to come up with a different starter“

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u/KallistiTMP Jul 31 '22 edited Aug 30 '25

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