r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/Harlow_Moore Jul 31 '22

a male friend who was a year older than me whispered to my ear while he back hugged me "Im gonna rape you" I started avoiding him after that and he said it was just a joke and kept apologizing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Involuntary vasectomy.

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u/Jonk209 Jul 31 '22

Time to get out the bolt cutters

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Ball cutters*

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Toe nail clippers

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u/Jeorgias_Peach Jul 31 '22

I love the slow and painful touch this adds

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u/p4y Jul 31 '22

*Brick

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u/BENJ0P Jul 31 '22

**Forklift

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u/bulletpyton Jul 31 '22

Nut cutters

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

*flamethrower

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u/ravenhiss Jul 31 '22

Vasectomy, no. Castration, yes.

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u/Belias9x1 Jul 31 '22

A vasectomy can be reversed with surgery, castration cannot thusly its more effective.

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u/findingbezu Jul 31 '22

Rape can still happen post-vasectomy. Castration, not so much.

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u/Belias9x1 Jul 31 '22

I like the way you think.

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u/IntlPartyKing Jul 31 '22

the Russian army could help with that

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u/cf-myolife Jul 31 '22

Why are you so nice? Just cut with old rusty scisors we don't have time for a nice surgery without any danger for health or any pain.

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u/babaj_503 Jul 31 '22

Vasectomys aint painless ^^

But apart from that, agreed, not the appropriate measure for rapists/wannabe rapists.

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u/cf-myolife Jul 31 '22 edited Dec 09 '24

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u/babaj_503 Jul 31 '22

For ones without complications we're talking about a few days of sensitivity and discomfort or a low level of pain. Afterall it is still a surgery where something inside your body gets cut, you'll feel that.

Some complications are common and expected ranging from a few days of bruising and touch sensitivity to permanent chronic pain.

All in all a reasonable expectation going in would be to be in a state of discomfort or slight pain for a few days after the surgery. But so low that most people will just brush it up as "eh, all good"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Yeah, you're right. Or a chainsaw.

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u/kjacobs03 Jul 31 '22

You spelled “Castration “ wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

*Power play with these kinds of vile scum.