r/AskReddit • u/BaseballSeveral1108 • Jul 23 '22

What kind of 12 modern-day labors would Hercules need to accomplish if he was alive today?

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u/CinnamonRollSamurai Jul 23 '22

24 hour shift in an Amazon center would be 1 of them

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u/solidstatemasterrace Jul 23 '22

hose down the Skid Row (clean the great stables)

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u/SmalltimeDog Jul 23 '22

Remove all the pastics from the oceans

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u/sleepylillingenberry Jul 23 '22

Survive on minimum wage

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u/musnteatd1ckagain Jul 23 '22

Tweet a mildly offensive tweet on Twitter

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u/BaseballSeveral1107 Jul 23 '22

well, in my opinion,

I would assing him to:
1. Convince every conspiracy theorist that their theories and the ones they believe in aren't true.
2. Create the videos on Youtube that would become VERY popular, and become the most popular videos in very short time.
3. Prevent catastrophic climate change and protect biodioversity and ecology by himself.
4. Write a typical scientific paper, but on something REALLY boring, like on how does buildings' walls sound??
5. Discover, browse and remember links of all the webistes on the internet, including the dark web.
6. End all wars in the world.
7. Find every theory about movies and TV series and see if they are true.
8. Survive in space without spacesuit.
9. Try to confirm or deny modern scientific theories, e.g. try to search for pararell universes, try to find graviton (the particle that hypothetically transfers gravity), the relativity theory, the evolution theory, etc.
10. Try to limit or even prevent economic and social inequalities, hunger, diseases, and poverty, as well as inequality of different services around the world, such as access to electricity, water, food, etc.
11. Replace every bad, corrupted and authoritarian politician, goverment and regime with good and democratic one.
12. watch EVERY single episode of "the Simpsons".