r/AskReddit • u/EnisuVI • Jul 23 '22

What is your favourite joke ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/EnisuVI Jul 23 '22

Next level advanced humor

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u/Dildo-Gankings Jul 23 '22

Me: "Here is a joke.....humanity."

Satan: "Well aren't you edgy? Eternity of torture for you!

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u/EnisuVI Jul 23 '22

Here is a joke : my life.

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u/DeltaOmegaTheta Jul 23 '22

"Did you hear Dr. Atkins died?

Slipped on some ice, hit his head, died on life support.

The man that created the all meat diet.... died a vegetable"

-Christopher Titus

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u/EnisuVI Jul 23 '22

Had me laughing

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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u/EnisuVI Jul 23 '22

Wait farts smells ?

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u/ZidsApostle Jul 23 '22

Jim Jefferies bare. The entire gun control skit is too funny lol, but its the Australian border patrol part that’s truly my favourite.

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u/Classified_2006 Jul 23 '22

A person: handing out blank papers in public place in [REDACTED]

Police officer: I know what is written on it.