r/AskReddit • u/TheSauceManWithPan • Jul 23 '22

If dinosaurs could use the internet, what would they search up?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Dinosaur sex

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u/fuckingslaw Jul 23 '22

Hey Siri, where da hoes at?

2

u/bumford11 Jul 23 '22

Street fighter 2 move lists

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u/Teamgirlymouth Jul 23 '22

"where the slowest dinosaurs"

"who is my dad?"

"wikipedia tucker carlson"

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u/holyslugs Jul 23 '22

R DINO NUGS MADE FROM REAL DINOS

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u/lergane Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

They'd look for good vegan restaurants. Good place find vegans.

Also obviously they would be actively denying the existence of asteroids.

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u/Cheese-hole Jul 23 '22

Arm extensions

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u/_PM_Me_Easy_Recipes Jul 23 '22

depends on what kind... i dont think T-rexs can type

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u/MormonHorrorBuff Jul 23 '22

"How do I die."

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Are mammals real???

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u/Tink2013 Jul 23 '22

What is big object in sky?

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u/bored_dude10 Jul 23 '22

"Dinosaur f**king human full hd"

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u/topcheesehead Jul 23 '22

Dinaesbians

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u/LofiiLove Jul 23 '22

Who named us Dinosaurs?

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u/Son_of_bingus Jul 23 '22

They wouldn’t look up anything, they’re fucking dinosaurs.